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Eržika se ptá: "Mamo, co je to ta svatební noc?" "To je to, když ti tvůj Dežo dá to svoje nejcennější tam, co ty chčiješ."
"Mamo, Dežo by svoje adidasky nikdy nedal do dřezu!"

Dežo:"Cigan pojčej mi tepláky."
Druhy cigan:"Nemužu, taky sa žením"

V cigánské rodině. Mama říká: "Na výplatu budu mít víc prachů, tak si koupíme prase a konečně se pořádně nažerem!"
Všichni slintají, v tom matka vrazí nejmenšímu facku, že se zastaví až o zeď. Táta na to: "Hej, co děláš?"
A mama na to: "Už jsem ho viděla, jak to žere bez chleba - parchant!"

V autě sedí Jožo, Dežo a Laco.
Otázka: Kdo řídí?
Odpověď:
Policie

Na úřadu práce říká úředník cikánovi: "Máte mobil?"
Cikán: "Ne, ještě vám leží na stole."

Přijde cikán do obchodu a ptá se prodavačky: "Máte tady ten výrobek, který se jmenuje stejně jako já?"
"A co máte přesně na mysli?"
"No přeca Dežo Dorant."

Jede vlak po kolejišti a najednou odbočí do lesa. Příjde policista a začne vyšetřovat. Ptá se strojvedoucího co se stalo a on na to jedu a najednou vidím ležícího cigána na kolejích. Tak proč ste ho nepřejel? Já jsem chtěl, ale ten kokot zdrhnul do lesa.

Víš, proč dělaj bílý fidorky? ........................... Aby se cigáni nekousli do prstu

Víš,proč jezděj cikáni v autě se zavřenýma okýnkama? ... Protože si myslej že ten smrad jde z venku.

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Just found an interesting cash app that offers money prizes

(Brian#gen[EvncebyfelirxeSE,2,5], 15. 5. 2025 14:22)

A few weeks ago, I was exploring ways to try something new online without needing to do much.
I wasn’t expecting much, to be honest — just wanted to see if any of those “play games for money” things actually work.

After reading through a bunch of random blog posts, I found a really detailed page on a site that lists APK games for Android that supposedly let you earn real money.
At first I thought it was another fake list, but I gave it a try anyway.

The article was surprisingly clear. It didn’t promise crazy payouts or instant money, but it explained how payouts happen and what to expect.
Some games are like crash-style arcade games, some are basic casino-style apps, and a few are built around predictions and decisions.

What I liked most is that they linked to a project called www.end-gamers.com, which seems to be the original source where you can download those APK files directly.
But the site I found had reviews, bonuses explained, and even some basic walkthroughs for each game — much easier to navigate than jumping blind into unknown APKs.

Here’s the article where I got most of the info from (they mention EndGamers inside): https://forum.salemthegame.com/viewtopic.php?p=7568

A few things that stood out:

- The APKs listed are free and clean. I checked them with VirusTotal just in case, and they came back clean.
- They don’t require any weird permissions, unlike many sketchy apps.
- You don’t need to invest a lot. A few games start with demo balance or bonuses for first-time players.
- Some of them do actual payouts via PayPal or crypto. I haven’t withdrawn yet, but the process seems transparent.
- Most of the games are in English, but some have multi-language support built in.

I installed two games from the list and tested them out for a few days. The results weren’t life-changing, obviously, but one of them actually credited my account with a few bucks after a couple of hours of gameplay.
No forced ads, no “complete surveys to continue” stuff. Just a normal game with a twist — you can actually win small amounts.

Also, what surprised me: one of the apps gave me a 500% bonus on the first top-up, and I got free spins too. That was not mentioned clearly on the main APK hub, but the review site broke it all down.

I’m not saying this will work for everyone, but if you’re curious and have a few minutes to spare — it might be fun to test one or two.
At least this guide felt more legit than most of what I’ve seen online lately.

I’d be curious to hear if anyone else here tried these kinds of apps or knows better ones.
Always open to other suggestions.

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